How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...