How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.