How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!