What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.