What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

Frost Jokes More Frost Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.