What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.