What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.