What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.