What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!