What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.