What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.