What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!