What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.