What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?