What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot