What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu