Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.