Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT

How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.