Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.