What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.