What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.