What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

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Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.