Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Previous Random Joke Next

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Kermitment Jokes More Kermitment Jokes

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.