Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments