Tu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Soy Jokes More Soy Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

What is a Mexicans Favorite book?

TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!

China Jokes More China Jokes

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

Who's there ! China ! China who?

China late isn't it !

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.