Tu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Why are mods the worst?

Removed

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

removed

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu