Tu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

You might also enjoy:

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Rio Olympics Jokes More Rio Olympics Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Es Jokes More Es Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Soy Milk Jokes More Soy Milk Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone