Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
Decaf coffee.
He came to work baked.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
They both go PEW PEW PEW
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
