Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists