Rio Olympics Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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Aladdin Jokes More Aladdin Jokes

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.