Rio Olympics Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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What's worse than a bee sting?

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.