Aladdin Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Disqualify Jokes More Disqualify Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.