Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.
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Saladdin.
Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.
Carpet bombing.
He was on performance-enhancing rugs.
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
Because it is using steroids.
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
Because he might peek at chu.
It might Pikachu.
A: He wanted rich milk.
They want to.
Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.
They taste like chicken.
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