How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.