How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

How did Mace die?

Through the Windu.

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.