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Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?
Because they always take things literally.
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What do you call someone who takes everything literally?
A kleptomaniac!
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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
He couldn't take a joke.
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