Rio Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Disqualify Jokes More Disqualify Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Rio Olympics Jokes More Rio Olympics Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.