Rio Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Ste Jokes More Ste Jokes

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Aladdin Jokes More Aladdin Jokes

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.