Zikachu Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

Birth Defect Jokes More Birth Defect Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

South America Jokes More South America Jokes

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.