Zikachu Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Birth Defect Jokes More Birth Defect Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

South America Jokes More South America Jokes

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.