How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

South America Jokes More South America Jokes

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.