How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

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What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.