Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

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Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

South America Jokes More South America Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Keith Richards Jokes More Keith Richards Jokes

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.