Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

Who gets saved?

America

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

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What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.