Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.