Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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Grouch Jokes More Grouch Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Ste Jokes More Ste Jokes

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.