Grouch Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.