How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.