How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Grouch Jokes More Grouch Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.