What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.