How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

How recognize a blonde's computer ?

There is correction fluid on screen.