They're the ones with the little red hats.
Ones a cunning runt...
The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide
