What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Dwarfism Jokes More Dwarfism Jokes

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism?

A Stunted Stunt Stunter.