What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

Dwarfism Jokes More Dwarfism Jokes

What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism?

A Stunted Stunt Stunter.

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar