What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman