What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.