Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

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