Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her