What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(