What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men?

broosts

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What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion