What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!