Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?
He likes it dirty.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
A stand up guy
The wheelchair
A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair
