I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white
Because they had no bars on their cells!
A bah-humbug.
With iPhone periph**e**rals.
The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
They're obsessed with rigid bodies!
That's when the big hand touches the little hand.
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
It would only admit one.
He was convicted of fragrancy.
