What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.