What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

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What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending