What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What happened to Kim Jong?

He was ill.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.