Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback