What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.