What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.