Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Neighbor
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
and I have few friends in real life.
Because they don't meet the koalifications!
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
Smells like teen spirit.
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
a family reunion
A: To meet chicks.
