How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Family Reunion Jokes More Family Reunion Jokes

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion