Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.