Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

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What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.