Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

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Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.