Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder