Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder