What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious