What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.