Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?

You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

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What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

Whats long black and stinky?

the unemployment line.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.