Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"?

Someone laughing their head off

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What is stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His shoulder.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.