He forgot his head and shoulders.
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
Urine trouble!
Sir!
it had a javelin through it's head.
With a look over the shoulder.
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
A toe-mat-o.
Got yer nose!
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
A pitbull returning from a playground.