Pokmon Jokes

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

The Catcher in the Rye.

Because Intel Inside.

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

So they can pikachu

A Rastafarian Proctologist

Couple's Daily Question Mug

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

They both can't get to first base!

Because he might peek at chu.

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

You'll strain your eyes.

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

A Pedo File.

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Pokmon Jokes

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