Intel Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.