Intel Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

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What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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How they process things.

Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

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What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.