What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.