What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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She was trying to blow the horn

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Babe, it's a valve!"

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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Syrian Mckellen

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How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

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Gastly

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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Nebola